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03/02/2012 - The Dalai Lama contacts Joe, employee at DRB, and asks for good Facebook quotes and advice on how to be more at one with himself.
03/02/2012 - Apple announces that the release of the iPhone 5 will be further delayed, pending plans to first release the iPhone 4.5, floowed by the iPhone 4.5S and the iPhone 4.5S2.
03/02/2012 - In a strange twist of fate, Jordan, employee at DRB, meets her celebrity crush (Paul Reubens of Pee Wee Herman fame), and spends a night partying with him and his entourage in numerous South Beach nightclub VIP lounges.
03/02/2012 - On a recent fact-finding mission, Sean Penn, famous actor and avid do-gooder, pays millions of dollars to exhume Abraham Lincoln's body for a second autopsy, proving that all historical accounts of his assassination are true.
13/01/2012 - On a recent fact-finding mission, Sean Penn, famous actor and avid do-gooder, travels to Egypt and takes photo of himself in front of the Pyramids of Giza, to prove they do in fact exist.
13/01/2012 - Joe, employee at DRB, accidentally becomes the champion of every UFC weight division, after knocking unconscious each title-holder in massive bar fight, while holding a sleeping baby.
13/01/2012 - Details are leaked out about Apple's yet to be released iPhone 5, which will feature state-of-the-art technology enabling Siri to answer your question before you even ask it.
13/01/2012 - Armando, employee at DRB, boldly states in his conspiracy theory blog, that not only was the walking on the moon a hoax, but that the moon itself is an optical illusion.
26/12/2011 - Portugal is the latest country to be recognized as a beer nation on The DRB Beer list!
26/12/2011 - The Democratic Republic Of Beer Department of Passports has updated all passport information as of today!
16/12/2011 - After spending an unprecedented 720 Days on The DRB Wish List, we have finally gotten Fruli in!
16/12/2011 - The Democratic Republic Of Beer Department Of Immigration has updated all passports as of today!
09/12/2011 - In a desperate last ditch attempt to save their business, Netflix unveils a new bargain feature that will allow members to stream local FM radio channels for only $24.99 a month.
09/12/2011 - Heather, employee at DRB, finally agrees to begin the painful and expensive process to remove her "Property of Ryan Seacrest" tattoo from her lower back. Congratulations Heather!
09/12/2011 - Recent studies in the Alaskan wilderness confirm that hikers are 100 less likely to be attacked by a ferocious grizzly bear if they are hiking with Joe, employee at DRB.
09/12/2011 - On recent fact-finding mission, Sean Penn, famous actor and avid do-gooder, spends millions of dollars sending scientists all over the world in search of extinct species, finds none, and accepts that they may actually be extinct.
30/11/2011 - The DRB Department of Passports has officially updated all passports as of today.
30/11/2011 - The DRB is on The Great Food List - Check it out: http://greatfoodlist.wordpress.com/2011/05/24/take-a-trip-to-the-democratic-republic-of-beer/
13/11/2011 - The DRB Global Beer Tour – GERMANY! Join us on Tuesday, November 29th, 2011 at 5:00pm as we make our 8th stop on The DRB Global Beer Tour in GERMANY! The trip will feature genuine German food for $5.00 and ½ OFF ALL German beers (35 Different Bottles and 6 Drafts)! There's no need to reserve a seat, just show up to The DRB at 255 NE 14th Street, and your tour guides will be here, with German music, food, and beer. Parking will be free all night long for our citizens. So join us as we recognize GERMANY as a Beer Nation. Kommen Sie zu einem betrunkenen und feiern Deutschland bei der DRB!
12/11/2011 - On a recent fact-finding mission, Sean Penn, famous actor and avid do-gooder, spends millions of dollars hiring people to search for and find no extinct animals, proving that they are in fact extinct.
12/11/2011 - In a recent poll of Victoria's Secret models, Joe, employee at DRB, is unanimously voted as the one guy on Earth whome the ladies would most like to see father their children.
12/11/2011 - NBA negotiations come to a standstill, as the players refuse to budge from their latest demand that the owners pay an extra thousand dollars for each considerably cool slam dunk.
12/11/2011 - In homage to his idol, Armando, employee at DRB, launches YouTube channel where he will perform Justin Bieber songs with his new accordian and harmonica. God Job Armando!
21/10/2011 - NBA negotiations come to a standstill, as the players refuse to budge from their demand that NBA reinstate Kareem Abdul-Jabbar against his will and pay him one billion dollars.
21/10/2011 - In an attempt to show solidarity with New York, Miami protesters begin Occupy Biscayne Bay movement, though it doesn't last due to exhausted swimmers and hungry sharks.
21/10/2011 - On a recent fact-finding mission, Sean Penn, famous actor and avid do-gooder, pays millions of dollars to exhume the grave of George Washington, proving that the 1st President of the United States did in fact exist.
21/10/2011 - In a recent USA Today poll of hundreds of thousands of US citizens, Joe, employee at DRB, emerges as the front-runner for the 2012 Presidential election, to his surprise.
17/10/2011 - DRB Citizens ALL ABOARD! This is a roll call from the Secretary Of Transportation of The Democratic Republic Of Beer! It's that time for our 7th stop on the DRB GLOBAL BEER TOUR... BARBADOS! “Embarkation” will begin at 5:00pm on Monday, October 24th, 2011 at The DRB (255 NE 14th Street). There is no need to bring your bags, just an empty stomach, some friends, and your instinctive desire to have a good time with authentic Barbadian food and Barbadian beer. During our “trip” we will be serving Banks Beer for ½ Price and Couscous for $5.00 all night long.-- http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=278214465542685
30/09/2011 - Ladies and Gentlemen! This is the moment you've all been waiting for! Saturday, October 15th, 2011, join us at The DRB as we celebrate our 2nd Year of Independence! Two years ago, we opened our doors for the first time and we declared our independence from the United States. We want to take this opportunity to thank all of our citizens that have helped us maintain our sovereignty as an important key participant in international affairs such as consuming beer and food from all over the world amongst other things. We are excited to welcome you as we kick off our highly-anticipated 3rd year of big plans with an all-night-long celebration-bonanza! Saturday, October 15th. 4pm-5am. $20 All-You-Can-Drink-Draft-Beer. Beer and Food from countries across the globe. See you then!
30/09/2011 - On a recent fact-finding mission, Sean Penn, famous actor and avid do-gooder, charters a helicopter full of mountain experts to the Himalayas, to prove that Mt. Everest does exist.
30/09/2011 - Joe, employee at DRB, is notified by the Guiness World Records Organizationthat he holds the world record for holding the most world records without putting forth any effort.
30/09/2011 - Apple announces a sneak peek of the iPhone 6, which will include a holographic life-size "friend" to walk around and hang out with users.
30/09/2011 - Jeanneris, employee at DRB, protests the rising cost of postage stamps by writing a one hundred page complaint letter to the USPS, but the mailman would not accept it, since she stood her ground and refused to buy a stamp.
27/09/2011 - Ladies and Gentlemen! This is the moment you've all been waiting for! Saturday, October 15th, 2011, join us at The DRB as we celebrate our 2nd Year of Independence! Two years ago, we opened our doors for the first time and we declared our independence from the United States. We want to take this opportunity to thank all of our citizens that have helped us maintain our sovereignty as an important key participant in international affairs such as consuming beer and food from all over the world amongst other things. We are excited to welcome you as we kick off our highly-anticipated 3rd year of big plans with an all-night-long celebration-bonanza! Saturday, October 15th. 4pm-5am. $20 All-You-Can-Drink-Draft-Beer. Beer and Food from countries across the globe. See you then!
25/08/2011 - On a recent fact-finding mission, actor and avid do-gooer Sean Penn spends millions of dollars to charter a submarine for the purpose of proving that the Titanic did in fact sink.
25/08/2011 - Joe, employee at DRB, is invited to attend Victoria Secret Fashion Show, but humbly refuses, and instead spends the day volunteering at a local animal shelter.
25/08/2011 - In their revolutionary idea called "reverse technology," Apple announces plan to develop new line of televisions that will feature only blurry black and white images and no sound.
10/07/2011 - Apple announces that the iPhone 6 will be loaded with so many features, that it would be pointless to buy the yet-to-be-released-but-soon-to-be-outdated iPhone 5.
10/07/2011 - While kite-surfing in the South Pacific, Joe, employee at DRB, saves baby great white shark and fights off pod of ferocious killer whales.
10/07/2011 - The United States Department of Exploration announces plan to send the first human into an uncharted territory known as "North Dakota."
10/07/2011 - Armando, employee at DRB, writes in his conspiracy theory blog that the moon landing was in fact a hoax, because the moon is actually an optical illusion. Read more at www.everyoneisouttogetarmando.com
13/06/2011 - Apple announces that the iPhone 5 will have an extremely low battery life, due to a feature that will constantly display information about features that will be available on the iPhone 6.
13/06/2011 - Joe, employee at DRB, is asked to attend a private party at the Playboy Mansion, but insyead chooses to volunteer building wheelchair ramps for the needy.
13/06/2011 - On June16th, 2011, in commemoration of the rapper's 40th birthday. Anheuser-Busch announces the release of a limited edition beer that will taste exactly like Tupac Shakur.
13/06/2011 - In an act of extreme generosity, Adabei, employee at DRB, donates his life savings to mysterious internet non-profit charity claiming to be building a sanctuary for extinct animals.
12/06/2011 - The DRB is proud to announce the arrival of twenty five new beers, never before seen in Florida. (True Story) We will be releasing five each week. Super Unique Stuff!
12/06/2011 - Joe, employee at DRB, receives Thank You card from US Navy Seals for masterminding a recent classified top secret mission.
12/06/2011 - Boston Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo to star as twin brother of Roger, the alien on the hit television series American Dad.
12/06/2011 - Jordan, employee at DRB, writes in her conspiracy theory blog that England's recent "Royal Wedding" was a hoax, and that Prince William does not in fact exist.
22/04/2011 - Apple announces the IPHONE 5 will be equipped with a bottle opener, back massager, soda dispenser, and pooper-scooper.
22/04/2011 - While bungee-jumping from a hot air balloon over a rainforest, Joe, employee at DRB, grabs newly-hatched lost chick and returns it to nest.
22/04/2011 - In an attempt to raise awareness of North Dakota, Governor Jack Dalrymple spends millions of dollars to build a dodo bird sanctuary, then learns that dodo birds are already extinct.
22/04/2011 - Heather, employee at DRB, writes her 500th letter to the White House, requesting photos of US President Obama with his shirt off.
20/04/2011 - Oh Snap! Beginning Sunday, May 1^st, your favorite spot (The DRB) is gonna be serving BRUNCH from 10am-3pm and every Sunday after that. “Brunch” is a concept entirely created here at The DRB. Think of it as a combination of breakfast and lunch. Any other place doing it stole our idea. Twenty bucks gets you a meal two Po' Man's Bloody Marys (Google it) or Mimosas. Start your Sunday off right.
20/04/2011 - Ben Türkçe' bilmiyorum! Yeah, that's right. Wednesday, May 18^th, The DRB will make it's Fifth Stop on The Global Beer Tour! Come to The DRB and celebrate all things TURKEY! (the country, not the bird) We'll have $3 Efes Pils and Efes Dark, and $5 for a plate of Köfte <-----Turkish food. Turkish music, Turkish beers, and Turkish food until 5am.
08/04/2011 - New York Times publishes photos of U.S. President Obama at The DRB participating in a beer chugging contest minutes before declaring to shut down the U.S. Government.
08/04/2011 - While helping nice old lady carry groceries across busy intersection, Joe, employee at The DRB, witnesses car accident and saves family from fiery inferno seconds before explosion.
08/04/2011 - Bank of America CEO, Bryan Moynihan, contacts The DRB for advice about how to properly handle and keep track of money.
08/04/2011 - Jeanneris, employee at DRB, establishes her The Fish Need More Space Foundation in hopes of generating money to make salt water to dump into the ocean. Keep it up Jeanneris!
21/03/2011 - The DRB Department of Passport would like to salute YUVAL OFIR for becoming a WORLD TRAVELER!
20/03/2011 - Join us TOMORROW, Monday, March 21st, as we make our fourth stop on The DRB Global Beer Tour. We will be offering 1/2 Off on all IMPERIAL All night long and a $5.00 a CASADO Dish. So come out, recover from St. Patty's Day, as The Democratic Republic of Beer recognizes COSTA RICA as a Beer-nation!
13/03/2011 - COSTA RICA - Join us Monday, March 21st, as we make our fourth stop on The DRB Global Beer Tour. We will be offering 1/2 Off on all IMPERIAL All night long and a $5.00 a CASADO Dish. So come out, recover from St. Patty's Day, as The Democratic Republic of Beer recognizes COSTA RICA as a Beer-nation!
13/03/2011 - The DRB Department of Passports has updated all passports effective Friday, March 11th, 2011.
28/02/2011 - Join The DRB on St. Patty's Day 2011, Thursday, March 17th, 2011. We will be offering 1/2 off on Guinness, Magners, Harp and Smithwicks.
26/02/2011 - The DRB Passports have been updated online!
26/02/2011 - Numerous reports surface throughout Arkansas, Missouri, and Kansas of multiple UFO sightings mysteriously hovering silently with DRB logo stickers on them.
26/02/2011 - Joe, employee at DRB, uses racehorse to board and successfully stop speeding driverless bus full of Girl Scouts, saving them all inches away from edge of steep cliff.
26/02/2011 - Ben Affleck contacts The DRB for advice abou how to be less annoying and obnoxiously cheesy in his upcoming movie.
26/02/2011 - In an effort to prove her love of aardvarks and dedication to saving aardvarks in Downtown Miami, Jordan, employee at DRB, finally gets her aardvark tattoo. Ask her to show it to you!
09/02/2011 - The DRB Global Beer Tour travels to our 3rd stop...THAILAND! So come in on Wednesday, February 16th and Celebrate with 1/2 off our THAI Beers (Chang and Singha) and a $5.00 PAD THAI dish!
05/02/2011 - In fear of trademark infringement suit, US Bureau of Engraving and Printing cancels plan to replace George Washington's face with DRB logo on new one dollar bill.
05/02/2011 - Greenland, the autonomous nation between the Atlantic and Arctic Oceans, challendes The DRB to a population density contest. The DRB wins by a landslide.
22/01/2011 - After years of patience and hard work, Heather, employee at DRB, is finally promoted to the highest rank achievable in VIFC (Vanilla Ice Fan Club). Congratulations Heather!
21/01/2011 - The Democratic Republic of Beer Department of Immigration has updated all passport information online.
21/01/2011 - Joe, employee at DRB, is asked by the University of Miami to teach a college course titled "HowTo Be The Most Incredible Human Being On Earth Without Putting Forth Any Effort Whatsoever."
21/01/2011 - American citizens rejoice as the US Bureau of Engraving and Printing announces plan to replace George Washington's face with DRB logo on the new one dollar bills.
13/01/2011 - After successfully lobbying Singapore to return as a Beer-Nation of the DRB, Tiger Beer is officially on the DRB Beer List. (And is removed from our Wishlist!) ^--- OH SNAP!---^
09/01/2011 - The DRB Global Beer Tour Continues with our second stop...RUSSIA! So come in on Wednesday, January 19th and Celebrate with 1/2 off all our Russian beers and a $5.00 authentic Russian dish!
27/12/2010 - HAPPY NEW YEAR! JOIN US AS WE RING IN 2011! We will have a rotating hourly 1/2 off beer special all night and a free champagne toast at midnight.
17/12/2010 - The DRB Department of Immigration has updated Passport Information Online.
17/12/2010 - The DRB declines offer to host England's royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton due to lack of sufficient space.
17/12/2010 - Lourdes Otero, Passport Holder #758 celebrates her 10,000th day on Earth on Sunday, December 12th, 2010.
17/12/2010 - Joe, employee at DRB, is chosen by Women's International Space Committee to accompany supermodels on spaceship to be the sole father of the first generation of humans born on Mars.
17/12/2010 - The DRB is disappointed when a secret copy is obtained of the final Harry Potter movie in which he dies at the end.
26/11/2010 - Recent Polls show that 100% of all women would be more accepting of the TSA's new groping and naked strip-searching procedures, if the TSA employees were more like Joe, employee at DRB.
26/11/2010 - The DRB department of Passports has updated passport information online.
26/11/2010 - US Secretary of Defense asks that The DRB deploy it's DRB battleship to assist the US in the Yellow Sea, but is disappointed upon learning that The DRB does not yet have a battleship.
26/11/2010 - Armando, employee at DRB, reveals his true belief that Thanksgiving actually came into existence when a family of ruthless yet highly sophisticated hungry turkeys devoured a group of Pilgrims and Indians in the early 1900's.
27/10/2010 - On October 15th, The Democratic Republic Of Beer celebrated it's one year anniversary since declaring independence from the United States.
27/10/2010 - Joe, employee at DRB, refuses interview on Dateline about how he masterminded plan to save Chilean miners while pumping iron at the gym.
27/10/2010 - Owner of The Miami Heat contacts The DRB for advice on what he can do to "make the team better."
27/10/2010 - Lisa, employee at DRB, suggests that it would bring even more business if all employees shave their heads and bleach their remaining hair blonde, to look "more like her favorite superstar."
27/10/2010 - The DRB is featured on Barriocuda.Com. Get half off vouchers for a limited time only!
01/10/2010 - The DRB proudly introduces 25 new beers to the State Of Florida.
05/09/2010 - Our sleep deprived Department of Internet Development has fully updated citizen passports and DRB Beer List online.
05/09/2010 - We would like to recognize passport #765. YOU have earned yourself the ABC's at the DRB badge! You officially are "beerliterate."
03/09/2010 - The DRB rejects offer to host 2028 Olympics due to lack of sufficient space.
03/09/2010 - Armando, employee at The DRB, wins 28.4 million lottery jackpot and graciously donates all of it to the Squirrels Without Mothers Fund.
03/09/2010 - The Florida Meteorological Association thanks The DRB for successfully steering the path of Hurricane Earl towards Canada.
03/09/2010 - Joe, employee at The DRB, fights off ruthless poachers and returns baby seal to it's mother while vacationing in Alaska.
03/09/2010 - Egypt contacts The DRB for advice on how to build a new historical artifact museum in the shape of a pyramid.
26/08/2010 - Steve Jobs contacts the DRB wanting to know what the next IPhone should look like.
26/08/2010 - Joe, employee at The DRB, courageously runs into burning building to save baby hamster as helpless firefighters watch in amazement.
26/08/2010 - United States Congress plans to amend their constitution to make the US more like The DRB.
26/08/2010 - The DRB withdraws declaration of war against Canada on grounds they brew good beer.
08/08/2010 - The DRB participates in diplomatic talks with Uzbekistan.
08/08/2010 - Lisa Marie, server at The DRB, is caught lip-synching while taking beer order at couch.
08/08/2010 - US President Obama contacts The Democratic Republic of Beer for advice to improve US economic situation.
08/08/2010 - Joe, our newest employee, climbs tree and saves helpless kitten for nice old lady.
08/08/2010 - In The Middle East, multiple reports surface of sightings of DRB logo images in grilled cheese sandwiches.

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02/03/2012 - The Dalai Lama contacts Joe, employee at DRB, and asks for good Facebook quotes and advice on how to be more at one with himself.

02/03/2012 - Apple announces that the release of the iPhone 5 will be further delayed, pending plans to first release the iPhone 4.5, floowed by the iPhone 4.5S and the iPhone 4.5S2.

02/03/2012 - In a strange twist of fate, Jordan, employee at DRB, meets her celebrity crush (Paul Reubens of Pee Wee Herman fame), and spends a night partying with him and his entourage in numerous South Beach nightclub VIP lounges.

02/03/2012 - On a recent fact-finding mission, Sean Penn, famous actor and avid do-gooder, pays millions of dollars to exhume Abraham Lincoln's body for a second autopsy, proving that all historical accounts of his assassination are true.

01/13/2012 - On a recent fact-finding mission, Sean Penn, famous actor and avid do-gooder, travels to Egypt and takes photo of himself in front of the Pyramids of Giza, to prove they do in fact exist.

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